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Magic Wine Fairies, a Broken Foot & Snowboarding

November 27, 2008

I’ve been wondering if I can fit my cast right in to my snowboard bindings and be good to go. Problem with that is, it’s the bottom of my foot that’s broken. And while the cast does prevent me from moving it around too much, it doesn’t take away the fact that it really, really hurts to put any weight on my foot. I do have some strong pain killers left, so I am thinking that if I took a few of those with a beer chaser I will not care so much about the pain.

Okay not really. I’d be far to tired to get up if I fell!  I’d lie my head down into a tree well and take a bit of a kip (aka nap for those of you not familiar with that popular UK term).

Supposedly drinking alcohol prevents the bones from healing quickly, so it’s best to avoid it. Soooo, I’ve been avoiding it. I’d thought I’d feel all great and shit … but abstaining from alcohol isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. It’s pretty fun times to have a few drinks sometimes. Now I’m not talking about falling down drunk here. I’m talking about a nice glow and incessantly chatting away with friends … what’s wrong with that? Nothing I say. Damn abstainers and their high morals.

Damn I’d like a glass of wine. Too bad the store is closed. AND I can’t drive my car anyways. AND it’s late so who the hell would I ask? 

For those of you who are freely walking around on two feet, give thanks because it rules! Just think about that for a second …

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